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Applejuiceification, Online Banks, and 10 Stages of AI

By March 29, 2024No Comments

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Joke of the Day: Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Keeping up with America

Disgraced former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years for financial fraud, must forfeit $11 billion for victims: The disgraced FTX founder was sentenced Thursday following his fraud conviction.

China-made vehicles will comprise a quarter of Europe’s EV sales this year, study shows: The share of made-in-China vehicles in Europe is expected to rise to 25.3% in 2024 as emerging Chinese brands such as BYD expand their footprint in the region.

Walgreens books hefty charge as the drugstore chain adjusts the value of struggling clinics: Walgreens lost nearly $6 billion in its second quarter mainly due to a drop in value for the VillageMD clinic business it controls.

US is changing federal race and ethnicity categories for first time in 27 years: Americans of Middle Eastern descent used to have to identify as white on government forms – new categories will change that.

Is apple juice good for you? ‘Applejuiceification’ is the internet’s latest controversy.

Around the World

A veto Thursday by Russia ended monitoring of U.N. sanctions against North Korea over its nuclear program, prompting Western accusations that Moscow is seeking to avoid scrutiny as it allegedly violates the sanctions to buy weapons from Pyongyang for its war in Ukraine.

Pope, looking strong, issues marching orders to priests during Holy Thursday Mass: Pope Francis has washed and kissed the feet of 12 women inmates at a Rome prison.

Lets Talk Business and Tech

Exploring the Ten Stages of Artificial Intelligence Development

Creating a strategy for successful business model transformations

Scientists develop an mRNA technology approach to target Alzheimer’s disease

Richer, Wiser, Happier

The Best Budgeting Apps for Families That’ll Help You Achieve Your Financial Goals: Find out exactly where your money’s going — and how to stick to a smart budget — using these parent-approved apps.

Seven ways to slash water bills – including how your favourite music can help you save money | Paul Speed, Mirror. With the cost of living crisis continuing to pummel us all, it makes sense to save money any which way we can.

Are online banks really safe? Here’s a look at how online bank security compares to traditional brick-and-mortar institutions.

Sports and Showbiz Shenanigans

MLB Position Player Tiers 2024: How 100 of the game’s best stack up | Adam Silver, NBA dealing with serious consequences from fast-changing landscape

Christopher Nolan and Emma Thomas to receive a knighthood and damehood | Donald Sutherland writes of a long life in film in his upcoming memoir, ‘Made Up, But Still True’

Crypt near Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner estimated to be sold for $400,000 | Jason Biggs Recalls How He Used to Hide Alcohol Addiction From His Wife, Jenny Mollen

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